10-30-06: Okay, okay, okay. Enough with this already. No more... Really. I wake up in the morning and try to watch a little "Today Show" while nursing a cup of coffee and what do I see? Yet another stupid Political Attack ad. Don't get what I'm saying? Go check out the Washington Post's collection of political ads from many of the candidates from all over the States. If you live in the US, you don't have to wait too long as it gets worse and worse the closer it gets to Election Day.

No more.

I'm sick of the amateurish jabs at each other. No, you will not keep us safe from whatever it is you're pushing this time as your job is to vote yes or no alongside many others. I don't care if you're opponent stole a pack of gum when they were five from Woolworths as it doesn't mean Jack Sh*t when it comes to how they'll perform at 30 + years old! What? You think this is High School? Grow up!

I tried to go through this all "nice and cool" like I normally do but this topic is just getting on my nerves. I counted five normal commercials during one news show. That's not five breaks, but Five Commercials. Don't you understand by now? This sh*t won't fly anymore. You seen the skylines lately? See any low-set buildings or thatched roof houses anywhere? Stop Chasing Ghosts and Hunting Monsters and Do Your Job. We are not all mindless masses, we are not some scared peasant folk shaking in the shadows because you said the world ends when the sun goes down but your god-like magic will let it rise in the morning. You twits need to wake up. You see you're party putting out these infantile ads calling your opponent booger brains and farty-pants: Tell them to stop. You walk the campaign trail: Tell the people what you can do, not what only a miracle will help you pull off. You do ads on the radio, TV, print or web: Tone the BS down!

Of course, that's just what I think.